2010/04/06

the iPad unboxing video by cnet is just...

If it is a thriller, I rate it 10/10.
If it is a comedy, I rate it 8/10.
If it is a professional review, I am sending my resume to cnet.


Let's watch this clip first:


Ok, after we finished this so called "iPad unboxing" clip by the SENIOR EDITOR of cnet, Natali Del Conte, now we know what exactly Apple puts into the iPad box.

However, I am sort of pissed off! Why? Let me tell you why...


0:19
"This protective case..."
So you never opened any Apple product by yourself, didn't you?
Don't you know that the tab of the protecting folia is also designed for letting you pull the iPad out easily?
What the hell were you poking at?


0:34
"It's very shiny and new."
What did you expect? An old one?


0:39
"From here to here."
Yeah, you learned from your school that measuring the display area corner-to-corner of the iPad.
Why my teacher taught me that I must measure it exactly where the display actually locates?


1:15
"Under here... it not quite so easy to..."
You were tearing off the whole box!
What the hell were you looking for? An easter egg?


1:21
"Which is quite unusual for an Apple product..."
Unusual?
Why I never found anything UNDER the holder of Apple's product once I have found all the accessories.


1:27
"let's turn it on for the first time..."
1:44
"it also has iWork applications..."
Yeah, you tuned on your iPad for the first time and even got the iWork pre-installed.
Why I have to download it from the the App Store?
And before that, I must connect mine to the iTunes to activate it.


2:18
"it look exactly like it suppose to..."
Suppose to?
I suppose it "IS" an iPad.


2:58
"this dock... sitting your iPad down on the desk..."
Great!
You paid 29 USD and got a dock only for "sitting your iPad down on it".
Why my dock can do syncing, charging, and connecting to powered speakers via an optional audio cable through the audio line out port?





Natali, Natali, Natali,
Tell me why cnet hired you as their SENIOR editor?

Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?


( Whoosa~~~ )

3 則留言:

  1. 出英文版了XD

    >>If it is a thriller, I rate it 10/10.
    >>If it is a comedy, I rate it 8/10.
    >>If it is a professional review, I am sending my resume to cnet.
    >
    這形容太經典了,要放回中文版裡啊!

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  2. 這女的真是虛偽的專業,完全講不到重點。

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  3. 膿以為俺氣成那樣幹啥???

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